This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

mosby:

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

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peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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