ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

ggaga realchinesejesus

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

verticulars realchinesejesus

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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gnarly realchinesejesus

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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whatdat:

when you ask the teacher for help but they just read the question over to you.
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whatdat realchinesejesus

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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guy realchinesejesus

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

ugly realchinesejesus

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

brenthor realchinesejesus
go anon and say whatever you’d like to me.
maewhitwoman realchinesejesus

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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cloudtxt realchinesejesus

lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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lordoftheswag realchinesejesus

significunts:

i feel sorry for my friends. they must have really bad memory’s to forget to invite me everywhere they go

significunts realchinesejesus

myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

approvinqly realchinesejesus

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

telapathetic realchinesejesus

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

passion realchinesejesus