refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

refridgerator shouldnt

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

commonbee shouldnt

lsosceles:

I lost weight, but then I found it

lsosceles shouldnt

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

siighed:

asvprock:

whose blog isnt like anyone else’s on tumblr? i dont wanna follow blogs that are identical to each other

corey’s blog is the only one i’ve seen like it. all of the posts flow and everything’s so neat and clean i love it.

tensioned shouldnt

dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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scarylittledamsel shouldnt

hotboyproblems:

you:

me:

hotboyproblems shouldnt

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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prismasandpie shouldnt

turklet:

i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time 

turklet shouldnt

twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

instantlys shouldnt

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

enlargers:

me tryna holla on ur selfie like

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enlargers shouldnt

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

pkmnprofessor-sycamore shouldnt

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

sloth-grunge shouldnt

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

we-unhallowed shouldnt