dont try to be sassy

charmancler:

charmancler:

cute nicknames for ur bf/gf

  • hairbrush
  • 5 day old meatloaf
  • hte spagheti
  • maybe some day
  • dog
  • big gay baby

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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smilingemoticon:

when someone insults one of your friends

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uxiebunny:

cheCKING YOUR INBOX AND FINDING MESSAGES THAT TUMBLR NEVER ALERTED YOU OF

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rneerkat:

rock paper scissors stresses me out so much which one do i pick which one will the other person pick i have to decide so quickly

tbhwut:

“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

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isaacandhismother: [sweats nervously]
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someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
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oswidge:

pick up line: please

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beyoncebeytwice:

its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school

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urbancatfitters:

i dont know what i expected being a teenager to be like but it wasnt this

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